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- 12 year olds now: omg i have a boyfriend and it's so great because he loves me and i love him and we're going to have sex next week and i'm so excited because i have been dreaming about it for ages and yolo and my life is so cool and i go out drinking every friday because i'm hard and i need a ciggy because yolo and who cares what people think about me yolo
- 12 year old me: Who has a nintendo I can connect with?
What's wrong with our society.
- Kim Kardashian: I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce
- America: Well sure why not?
- Britney Spears: I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing
- America: Whatever you want!
- Carmen Electra: I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol
- America: Okay, sounds like fun!
- Gay couple: We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and -
- America: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO
What a terrible mother.
She doesn’t even have outlet covers.
He’s all like Hi I’m a little puppy. Wanna be friends?
